Choices Choices Choices

"Choices are the hinges of destiny."
- Pythagoras

Everyday when we wake, we are presented with a mountain of choices. We must ponder these until a final decision and or decisions is made. Throughout history, the fate of man has hinged on these very choices and their selections that followed.

Here are some of the more common and gripping ones with my choices and reasons.

If you have time, tell my yours :)

You: Democrat or Republican

Winner: Neither, 2 piles of shit, the only difference is the smell.

Legal or Illegal

Winner: Legal, make the government tax it and we all win. And no I don't smoke.

To Drink: Beer or Wine

Winner: Wine - It gets you drunker quicker

You Can Only Be One: Pirate or Ninja

Winner: Pirate - Because I already have the hat and ARRGGG is cool!

Best Waste of Time: Warcraft or Everquest

Winner: Warcraft - Because its fun, and you have to be a sad bastard to play it. Glad I grew out of that phase.

In a Fight: Chuck Norris or Superman

Winner: Chuck Norris - Superman never had a chance, he will be missed.

Sexiest Outfit: School Girl or Nun

Winner: School Girl - It just is!

Best Place to Watch a Movie: Theater or Drive-In

Winner: Drive In. 2 Movies and make out central

Sorry for the crap load of blogs lately. I have so much shit on the brain that at times I just can't get it all down. I hope you enjoy these, I know I am :)