Gun Don't Kill People, Ferrets Do - Part II

"And there he was.....a ferret, in a flack

jacket, holding a flamethrower.

It was then I realized, run like f$%k!"

- Josh Leadbetter

Here's a continuation of a previous blog I wrote about the more unusual ways for one to loss the battle with the Axis of Life, enjoy. Death by....

Cranius Corndogius

Death from cranial corn dog trauma. Usually seen at state fairs

after someone insults a carnie.

The Great Chicago Letdown

A slow drawn out death from years of last minute let downs.

Only happens in baseball with one team.

Inadvertent Haseking

Death by angry hockey stick to face. Only happens near Detroit from the road rage of Dominik Hasek.

Flack Jacket Flamethrowing Ferret

Enough said