Fun with Graphs?

I think just about everyone has heard of I Can Has Cheezburger. I think it's very creative and gives me a laugh every time I see it. Now, I see they've had a sister site with graphs. I didn't think graphs could be funny, I was wrong.

Click on the Monty Python graph to see a clearer version, freaking blogger!

I also recommend xkcd.com. To quote their page, its a web comic of romance,sarcasm, math, and language. HERE's my favorite one. Love ya guys.

Beautiful Random Words

I'm watching Red Dwarf and Kryten is talking about the word Ambivalence. I've known the meaning but the word just sounds so beautiful. It got me thinking about it and other pretty words.

Ambivalence - a state of having emotions of both positive and negative valence or of having thoughts or actions in contradiction with each other, when they are related to the same object, idea or person (for example, feeling both love and hatred for someone or something).

Compassion - Deep awareness of the suffering of another coupled with the wish to relieve it.

Chupacabra - Purported creature resembling a gargoyle, said to exist in parts of Mexico and on Puerto Rico

Lemming - small rodents, usually found in or near the Arctic, in tundra biomes.

Xiphoid Process - The small cartilaginous extension to the lower part of the sternum which is usually ossified in the adult human.

Some words are just simply beautiful, roll of your tongue, and whether you know the definition, make you smile. I know there are more but these make me smile. How about you? :)

I Have the Reverse Flu

My mood at the moment can only be explained with a snip it

from the classic BBC show Red Dwarf.

KRYTEN: Quite extraordinary. Lanstrom (a doctor) postulated that there are two kinds of virus. Positive and negative. The negative we already know about.

LISTER: Yeah, like the flu, rabies, that kind of stuff.

KRYTEN: But she also believed that there are positive viral strains which actually make human beings feel better.

CAT: Such as?

KRYTEN: Well, at a very basic level she predicted a kind of ‘reverse flu’ - a strain of virus which promotes an unaccountable feeling of well-being and happiness.

LISTER: That's happened to me! Me life's been turned to complete and utter crud, and I've woken up in the morning feeling good for no apparent reason!

KRYTEN: The chances are, sir, that on those occasions you had unwittingly contracted Lanstrom's virus. According to her notes, twentieth-century DJs suffered from it all the time.

LMAOL, I love that last part. I do seem to be suffering from the reverse flu. I have no reason to really explain this great mood and total happiness I am feeling. All I know is that I hope its contagious and that somehow you can get it over the net. *cough cough* I wish you guys could see my smile.

I love you guys.

Labor Day Laughs

When I think Labor Day Weekend, I think Ninjas. Enjoy :)

Ask a Ninja

A Stolen List

As I am tired and mentally flushed at the moment, I have "borrowed" this from Robyn who had in turn "borrowed" it from her friend.





Highlight those tasks that you have accomplished in your life.



01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink

02. Swam with wild dolphins

03. Climbed a mountain

04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive

05. Been inside the Great Pyramid

06. Held a tarantula

07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone

08. Said “I love you” and meant it

09. Hugged a tree

10. Bungee jumped

11. Visited Paris

12. Watched a lightning storm at sea

13. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise

14. Seen the Northern Lights

15. Gone to a huge sports game

16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa

17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables

18. Touched an iceberg

19. Slept under the stars

20. Changed a baby’s nappy

21. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon

22. Watched a meteor shower

23. Gotten tipsy on champagne

24. Given more than you can afford to charity

25. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope

26. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment

27. Been engaged

28. Bet on a winning horse

29. Asked out a stranger

30. Had a snowball fight

31. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can

32. Held a lamb

33. Seen a total eclipse of both the sun and moon

34. Ridden a roller coaster

35. Hit a home run

36. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking

37. Adopted an accent for an entire day

38. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment

39. Had two hard drives for your computer

40. Visited all 50 states

41. Taken care of someone who was drunk

42. Had/Have amazing friends

43. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country

44. Watched whales

45. Stolen a sign

46. Backpacked in Europe

47. Taken a road-trip

48. Gone rock climbing

49. Midnight walk on the beach

50. Gone sky diving

51. Visited Ireland

52. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love

53. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them

54. Visited Japan

55. Milked a cow

56. Alphabetized your CDs

57. Pretended to be a superhero

58. Sung karaoke

59. Lounged around in bed all day

60. Played touch football

61. Gone scuba diving

62. Kissed in the rain

63. Played in the mud

64. Played in the rain

65. Gone to a drive-in theater

66. Visited the Great Wall of China

67. Started a business

68. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken

69. Toured ancient sites

70. Taken a martial arts class

71. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight

72. Gotten married

73. Been in a movie

74. Crashed a party

75. Gotten divorced

76. Gone without food for 5 days

77. Made cookies from scratch

78. Won first prize in a costume contest

79. Ridden a gondola in Venice

80. Gotten a tattoo

81. Rafted a river

82. Been on television news programs as an “expert”

83. Gotten flowers for no reason

84. Performed on stage

85. Been to Las Vegas

86. Recorded music

87. Eaten shark

88. Kissed on the first date

89. Gone to Thailand

90. Bought a house

91. Been in a combat zone

92. Buried one/both of your parents

93. Been on a cruise ship

94. Spoken more than one language fluently

95. Performed in a Rocky Horror Picture Show

96. Raised children

97. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour

98. Passed out cold

99. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country

100. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over - Soon

101. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge

102. Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking

103. Had plastic surgery

104. Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived

105. Wrote articles for a large publication

106. Lost over 100 pounds

107. Held someone while they were having a flashback

108. Piloted an airplane

109. Touched a stingray

110. Broken someone’s heart

111. Helped an animal give birth

112. Won money on a TV game show

113. Broken a bone

114. Gone on an African photo safari

115. Had a facial part pierced other than your ears

116. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol

117. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild

118. Ridden a horse

119. Had major surgery

120. Had a snake as a pet

121. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon

122. Slept 30 hours in a 48 hour time frame

123. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states

124. Visited all 7 continents

125. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days

126. Eaten kangaroo meat

127. Eaten sushi

128. Had your picture in the newspaper

129. Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about

130. Gone back to school

131. Parasailed

132. Touched a cockroach

133. Eaten fried green tomatoes

134. Read “The Iliad”

135. Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read

136. Killed and prepared an animal for eating

137. Skipped all your school reunions

138. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language

139. Been elected to public office

140. Written your own computer language

141. Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream

142. Had to put someone you love into hospice care

143. Built your own PC from parts

144. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you

145. Had a booth at a street fair

146. Dyed your hair

147. Been a DJ

148. Shaved your head

149. Caused a car accident

150. Saved someone’s life



Thats a freaking list!

Hobbies

from xkcd.com

Not the greatest hobby but you get to meet a lot of nice people in uniforms. I hope that everyone had a great weekend and that the week ahead is easy and fun. I get off work in 3 hours and then I have 3 days off. Oh happy days.

Love ya guys :)

5 Keys to a Great Day

“If you don't think every day is a good day,

just try missing one.”

- Calvett Robert

1. Watch Big Fish

2. Watch Edward Scissorhands

3. Eat

4. Watch Corpse Bride

5. Watch The Nightmare Before Christmas

If one is looking to relax, a day lost to the cinema is best. Movies that provoke emotion, make you laugh, and bring back memories are the greatest. This is how I spent yesterday, surrounded by some of my favorite movies while enjoying every single scene, song, and memory. Good times.

I hope everyone has a great Friday and that weekend comes soon. Love ya guys :)

Mythbusters: Mini Edition

Myth: Flipping your collar up at a party will make you cool.

The Test: We put 10 males in a room with 10 drunk and ready females. 5 had their collars flipped up while the other 5 had their collars down or normal. After less than 5 minutes, the normal collar down males had mated 3 times each female while the collar up guys were found talking in a corner smelling very fresh.

Conclusion: Wearing your collar up at a party does not make you cooler but it will make you look like a douche. Myth Busted!

Myth: A man's sexual energy triggers headaches in women.

The Test: We took 6 couples; 2 married, 2 divorced, and 2 couples who had just met each other over the Internet. All 6 men were administered 2 Viagra tablets and were ready for love. When the time for sexual congress had arrived, the results were mixed. One of the married women fell asleep and the 2 divorced women each had a headache. However, the other 3 couples did mate and with only one female sustained experiencing any head issues. This issue arouse when her partner, a part time acrobat and shoe salesman, threw her into the air while attempting a complected sexual maneuver

Conclusion: When a woman experiences a headache in a regards to sex, the ache is nothing more than a simple reason not to have sex with her partner. Or that of an injury that was the result of a illegal page of the Kama Sutra. Myth Busted!

Myth: If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money.

The Test: We gave 3 people five dollars and then gave Chuck Norris five dollars. Fifteen minutes later, 2 people were dead, 1 in a coma, and Chuck Norris had $20.

The Conclusion: Even if Chuck Norris had not killed those involved with the test, Chuck Norris's five dollars will always be greater than your five dollars. Myth Confirmed on Pain of Death.

After doing a very deep thought provoking blog yesterday, I thought it would be best to do a fun and silly one. I hope that everyone is having a great week and that the weekend comes sooner than expected. Love ya guys.

MST3K For the Win!

So my friend L emailed me about a Sci-Fi convention coming to St. Louis. Folks I'm not gonna lie, I'm a huge Science Fiction nerd. As a child I remember watching and loving the British ones most. My two favorites of all time where and are.....

Red Dwarf

and Dr. Who

Red Dwarf is my favorite BBC one hands down. It was on for a decade, 88-97, and always made me laugh. Here's the synopsis:

Three million years ago, a radiation leak killed the crew of the mining ship, Red Dwarf. The only survivor was Dave Lister, the chicken soup machine repairman. He spends his time on the ship with a holographic projection of Arnold Rimmer (his dead bunk mate), Cat (a life-form that evolved from Dave's cat), Holly (the ship's senile computer), and Kryten (a service mechanoid).

That rocks! Oops, sorry, got off track there. One of my other favorite scf-fi shows, Mystery Science Theater 3000, or MST3K, will be represented at this convention!

This great show ran from 1989-1999 with over 180 episodes. For those of you that don't know this show, here is another synopsis.

When zany mad scientist Dr. Clayton Forrester and his loopy assistant Frank get bored with their work at the Deep Thirteen research center, they kidnap Joel the janitor and shoot him into orbit on the Satellite of Love. While in space Joel builds wacky robot sidekicks Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot to help him withstand an onslaught of grade 'Z' movies that the mad scientists force him to watch.

So it's a show about a man and 2 robots, forced to watch some of the worst B movies of all time. So pretty much them watching these movies, mocking them to hell, as they sit in a theater. Out of this world funny. Head to youtube and type in MST3K and enjoy.

Back to the meaning of this blog. A bunch of the dudes/dudettes from the show are gonna be at the convention as this is their 20th anniversary. I can't wait to meet and greet with them.

So, if you in the St. Louis area October3-5, I just might see you there. Love ya guys

Info About the Convention Here

Real* Stories Part 4 - The End of the 4 Minute War

THE STORY YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS REAL*. ONLY THE NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO MAKE THIS SLIGHTLY MORE FUNNY.

PREVIOUSLY ON REAL* STORIES

And when I saw Lauren pull out the Taffy, I knew this rumble was on. She had a ritual with her fights; first she'd eat some Taffy, then put on her Drew Carey glasses, and last, she'd turn on her Rick Astley Beat Down Mix on her IPod. When we heard "Never Gonna Give You Up" blaring from her headset, we knew something else, The Popsicle Express had no chance.

Lauren made a b-line for Pat O'Cake. Not really to single him out, but to save him from Brad. He had cornered Pat and was doing his one man show of South Pacific. Pat, who was crying and scared, was grateful to see Lauren. He would rather scrap with her rather than sit through another minute of Brad's show. Pat sadly didn't have a chance as once Lauren had her taffy, she was unstoppable. She made him say uncle, then pinkie swear that he would go home and think about what he'd done. He continued crying, and then left.

Kelly and Dan had teamed up to take on Jack and Red. They were duking it out in the Lesbian Pizzeria and Bait Shop apply named Lure. Pizza was flying, worms were trampled, and the ladies in the Pizzeria seemed pretty excited. And with each of their ladies on there shoulders, an epic chicken fight began......and ended quickly. Sadly, due to Big Jacks small size, they were easily defeated. Dan and Kelly embraced knowing that their skills at chicken fighting while inside a Lesbian Pizzeria and Bait Shop, was out of this world.

I was trading jabs back and forth with Brian O'Nasty. First I showed him some old family pictures, which dazed him. Then he showed me some Lolcats from his cell phone, it almost knocked me down. But I was finally able to knock him out with a low blow of nude pictures of his girlfriend. She was partially dressed as Barney being whipped with a Halibut as she watched Harry Potter; it was just too much for him.

As we looked over the battle field, through the midgets, the night crawlers, and as Brad continued to sing, we marveled in our victory. We knew we were the kings of South East Chicago. And as we left, Brad was finishing South Pacific and moving on to Sunset Boulevard.

We smiled and knew everything was gonna be OK.

THE END......for this war anyway.

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Real* Stories Part 2 - The Painted Popsicle Wars

THE STORY YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS REAL*. ONLY THE NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY, THE CHILDREN, AND THE BAKERS MAN.

I remember when our great War started, as if it was yesterday. It was a sunny Friday around noon.........actually I think it was a cloudy Tuesday after dinner time. Now that I think about it, it was a rainy Thursday before Full House came on. Either way, that day shall live in infamy in the streets of South East Chicago.

We had just finished watching Full House and were debating who would win in a cage fight, Jesse, Joey, or Danny. Just as we added the tag team of the Olsen Twins, we ran into the Popsicle Express. Their leader, Big Jake Heights, was a midget and lawyer from Long Island. Then there was his gal and next in command, Shorty "Red" McLegs. She was a former WBA All-Star and hand model. The rest of the gang consisted Brian "Big O" Nasty, a former underwear inspector, and Pat O'Cake, the bakers man and 1999 Beat Boxing Champ.

When we ran into them, things got real quiet. Like the kind quiet when someone farts in church or when a clown dies. We had hoped to just pass them and that be it as the last rumble we had resulted in a lot of hurt feelings.

It all started when Dan said "Hey" to Big Jack. That sent him into a tiny rage and he started to kick Dan in the shin over and over again. Kelly immediately came to his aid and punted Jake into an all Lesbian Pizzeria and Bait Shop. Brad went after Brian as he had always hated underwear inspectors. I went after Mr. O'Cake, as we had heat from him stealing my Beat Boxing crown in '99. And when I saw Lauren pull out the taffy, I knew this rumble was on.

And then......................things got weird.

Stay tuned for Real* Stories Part 3 - War and Taffy

*Complete Fabrication and/or Total Bull***t

Real* Stories Part 1 - The Introductions

THE STORY YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS REAL*. ONLY THE NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY, THE CHILDREN, AND THE DONKEY.

The year was 2003 and my friends had just recruited me into there gang, The Finger Painters. True, we weren't well respected or feared, but we were a huge hit with the "special" kids, my mom, and Wilbur the town donkey. We would spend our days harassing stop lights, threatening the locals with paper cuts, and throwing stale food at the drunken Amish. At night we would watch Pretender and tell ghost stories over a flaming tire.

The leader was Dan "the Fred" Savage. He had been raised in Europe, IL and had a penchant for skipping when running. At an early age he fell in love with the mother from the Wonder Years. Years later, when she rejected his affection, he began a downward spiral into crime, tom foolery, and knitting.

Next in command, was the love of his life, Kelly "Snake Eyes" Hasselhoff. She had been a dancer in the Ballet before being smitten by Dan. And once the rash cleared up, it was all love and clean sailing. She was The Jokers Harley Quinn, The Bonnie to his Clyde, and the Nancy to his Ronald Reagan.

Our weapons expert was Brad "I Hate Gravy" Sanchez. At the age of 14 he had lost his virginity to a three bean casserole....and was never the same. He loved The Lord of the Dance, the feel of wet chocolate, and had vowed to one day kill Captain Kangaroo.

Our eye candy and muscle, was Lauren "Skittles Rule" Goldstein. She had dropped out of high school after an incident with the principal, an oven ready chicken, and a mixed tape of Ace of Base. The video was confiscated but can still be seen on YouTube, just search for Disappearing Chicken, Surprised Man, She Did Not Just Do That.

And I was the brains, Josh "I'll Take a Pint" McDomination. I was in the gang because I was a rebel, a hell raiser, and because the fuzz had taken my library card. Curse you pigs as I will never know what became of Dick and Jane and their infernal red ball!

However all was not well, as we were at war with our rival gang, The Popsicle Express.

But that is a story for another blog,

Real* Stories Part 2 - The Painted Popsicle Wars

*Complete Fabrication and/or Total Bull***t

Laughs All Around

"Haven't you ever heard of

the healing power of laughter?

- The Joker (Batman)

So, like I said before, I went and saw Lewis Black last night at the Fox. The show was out of this world funny. The opening act was funny as hell and Lewis did not disappoint. I laughed so freaking hard and can truly say that overall the night was the best I had had it quite some time. And like clockwork, I had a huge man sitting in front of me. Thankfully, I was able to peer around his huge head and see the show.

After the showed I learned that Jim Gaffigan, another really funny comedian, will be there September 27. Looks like I'll get to go back to the Fox sooner than expected.

Also, Sweeney Todd is gonna be at the Fox. Now that should be fun. Gonna have some serious theater overload, freaking awesome.

Hope everyone had a great week and that the weekend is fun and care free. Love ya guys.

To The Theater

"The novel is more of a whisper,

whereas the stage is a shout. "

- Robert Holman

If there is one thing that truly brings a smile to my face, it is the theater. Some of my favorite memories involve my family, loved ones, and friends at the theater. I'm used to seeing the classics, Phantom, The Producers, Sunset Blvd., and such. Only as of late I have I been there to see comedians. Tonight I'm heading there to see funny man Lewis Black. Man is this dude funny. Hope that everyone has a great day and that the weekend is fun and work free. Love ya guys

Care to Dance?

“Those who danced were thought to be quite

insane by those who could not hear the music.”

- Angela Monet

Ever been in the mood to just dance? And no, I'm not talking about YMCA'ing, Electric Sliding, or doing that Duck Dance. I'm talking about the classic art of slow dancing. It's weird to think that of all the little things I miss most, I miss slow dancing a great deal. I remember doing that in the ER when we were not busy out the blue. The music is in your mind and the fun is out of this world. Can't wait to do that again someday, and maybe to this song.

Love you guys :)

If I Were at Home, This Might Be Fun

“If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun”

- Katharine Hepburn

Ever have something happen to you at work and you thought "this sucks, but if I were anywhere else it would be fun"? I thought about this after an incident here at work. After this happened, I just laughed and said, "If I was at home, this might be fun." It's amazing that something as simple as location can make something enjoyable or a pain in the ass.

Like.....

Restraining People: Not Fun at Work(I work at a hospital); Could be Fun at Home.

Talking On the Phone All Day: Fun at Work (It's free); Not Fun at Home.

Using the Restroom with the Door Open: Fun at Home; Awkward at Work.

"Breaking Wind": Fun at Home; Funnier than Hell at Work.

Drinking with Your Friends: Fun at Home; A Lawsuit at Work.

Holding Babies for Hours and Hours: Fun at Work; Gets You on The List at Home.

Leaving When You Feel Like It: Fun at Home, Fun ONCE at work.

Sex: Fun at Home, Has the Potential for GREATNESS at work.

Flirting with Those Around You: Fun at Work; Creepy and Not Fun at Home.

Love ya guys

Have a great Friday and the weekend will be here soon.

Unleash Your Inner Villian

"The sad truth is that most evil is done by people

who never make up their minds to be good or evil."

- Hannah Arendt

Being good is in our nature, it's whats naturally expected of us. But, if you had the chance to be bad, would you if only for a second? Better yet, think of things in a comic book kind of way, set in a comic book world. If you could reverse roles, from that of the hero to the villain, would you? Seeing as how this is a social experiment, I'll go first. Yes. The chance to go against the flow, cause ciaos instead of order, brings a smile to my face. Of course this is all theoretical and would never happen in real life. But that being said, if you could, which villain would your style be based on? What villain would be most like you or you like them?

Catwoman: Master thief, good in a fight, tight outfit, and a whip. No, not my style.

The Joker: Unpredictable, murderous and surprisingly cunning. No, never a murderer.

The Riddler: Criminal strategist, employs weaponry disguised as puzzles ,skilled with engineering and technology. Maybe

Bane: Highly intelligent, Olympic - level strength, and uses the "Venom" drug to artificially increase his strength to superhuman levels. Maybe as well

Lex Luthor: Genius, criminal mastermind, businessman. No, not a business type.

Dr. Doom: Intellect, master of the mystical arts,thirst for world domination. Nah, world domination is so 90's.

Magneto: Can control of all magnetic forces, resist all but the strongest or most unexpected telepathic attacks, advanced intellect, costume is made of flexible metal bonded on the molecular level, which provides protection against projectiles, energy weapons, and concussive force. Nah, not me either

Mr. Freeze: Scientist, Evil by Tragedy, theme is "cold", refrigeration suit grants him superhuman strength and durability, desire to make the rest of the world as miserable as he is.

WINNER!

Its nice to let the mind wander in areas that in real life it will never go. So how about you, what villain would you be? There are a ton more like Harley Quinn, the X-Men Villains, Poison Ivy, Scarecrow, or the Mad Hatter.........have a little fun!

Oh, and on the ironic side, I took a Which Villain am I quiz, and guess what, I'm Mr. Freeze there too, lol.

Love ya guys.

Forgive Me Father for I Have Wow'd

“Rather than viewing a brief relapse back to

inactivity as a failure, treat it as a challenge and

try to get back on track as soon as possible.”

- Jimmy Connors

Forgive me Father for I have Wow'd. It had been 6 months since my last encounter with the game of Warcraft. I thought I was strong, and thought I would not relapse. However, two nights ago after a night of sad thoughts, I reinstalled WoW. I did so just to see what was up in the world of Azeroth. The old feelings I had had for this online game soon returned to me. I felt the rush, the felt the fun, and I felt the dwarfs. But then, my mind was aware of what I had done, I had relapsed. I gave up this game for it was addicting and I would have chosen to play online rather than spend time with my friends. Father, give me the strength to not relapse again to this addictive game. In Matthew Broderick's name we pray, amen.

And to think I actually trusted William Shatner!

Love ya guys :)

The Great Sleep Debate

"Life is too short to sleep

on low thread-count sheets."

- Leah Stussy

Moderator: Thank you all for joining us and once again welcome to the 2008 Great Sleep Debate. Let me first introduce to you our debaters, first we have Mr. Good Sleep and his brother and rival, Sir. Freaking Awesome Sleep. Mr. Good Sleep, you have the floor.

Mr. Good Sleep: Ladies and gentlemen, first let me say thank you for being here tonight as we debate the subject of sleep. Since the dawn of time we have slept good and shall continue to sleep good. This fact is...

Sir Freaking Awesome Sleep: Who wants to do jelly shots, my treat!?

Moderator: I'm in, lets go! Debates over, Sir Freaking Awesome wins. Good night.

Mr. Good Sleep: DAMMIT!!!

MORAL OF THE STORY

When it comes to sleep, freaking awesome will always be better

and cooler that just plain good.

Raise your hand if got some freaking awesome sleep. *raises hand*

Hope everyones week is going well, love ya. :)