Care to Dance?

“Those who danced were thought to be quite

insane by those who could not hear the music.”

- Angela Monet

Ever been in the mood to just dance? And no, I'm not talking about YMCA'ing, Electric Sliding, or doing that Duck Dance. I'm talking about the classic art of slow dancing. It's weird to think that of all the little things I miss most, I miss slow dancing a great deal. I remember doing that in the ER when we were not busy out the blue. The music is in your mind and the fun is out of this world. Can't wait to do that again someday, and maybe to this song.

Love you guys :)

If I Were at Home, This Might Be Fun

“If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun”

- Katharine Hepburn

Ever have something happen to you at work and you thought "this sucks, but if I were anywhere else it would be fun"? I thought about this after an incident here at work. After this happened, I just laughed and said, "If I was at home, this might be fun." It's amazing that something as simple as location can make something enjoyable or a pain in the ass.

Like.....

Restraining People: Not Fun at Work(I work at a hospital); Could be Fun at Home.

Talking On the Phone All Day: Fun at Work (It's free); Not Fun at Home.

Using the Restroom with the Door Open: Fun at Home; Awkward at Work.

"Breaking Wind": Fun at Home; Funnier than Hell at Work.

Drinking with Your Friends: Fun at Home; A Lawsuit at Work.

Holding Babies for Hours and Hours: Fun at Work; Gets You on The List at Home.

Leaving When You Feel Like It: Fun at Home, Fun ONCE at work.

Sex: Fun at Home, Has the Potential for GREATNESS at work.

Flirting with Those Around You: Fun at Work; Creepy and Not Fun at Home.

Love ya guys

Have a great Friday and the weekend will be here soon.

Unleash Your Inner Villian

"The sad truth is that most evil is done by people

who never make up their minds to be good or evil."

- Hannah Arendt

Being good is in our nature, it's whats naturally expected of us. But, if you had the chance to be bad, would you if only for a second? Better yet, think of things in a comic book kind of way, set in a comic book world. If you could reverse roles, from that of the hero to the villain, would you? Seeing as how this is a social experiment, I'll go first. Yes. The chance to go against the flow, cause ciaos instead of order, brings a smile to my face. Of course this is all theoretical and would never happen in real life. But that being said, if you could, which villain would your style be based on? What villain would be most like you or you like them?

Catwoman: Master thief, good in a fight, tight outfit, and a whip. No, not my style.

The Joker: Unpredictable, murderous and surprisingly cunning. No, never a murderer.

The Riddler: Criminal strategist, employs weaponry disguised as puzzles ,skilled with engineering and technology. Maybe

Bane: Highly intelligent, Olympic - level strength, and uses the "Venom" drug to artificially increase his strength to superhuman levels. Maybe as well

Lex Luthor: Genius, criminal mastermind, businessman. No, not a business type.

Dr. Doom: Intellect, master of the mystical arts,thirst for world domination. Nah, world domination is so 90's.

Magneto: Can control of all magnetic forces, resist all but the strongest or most unexpected telepathic attacks, advanced intellect, costume is made of flexible metal bonded on the molecular level, which provides protection against projectiles, energy weapons, and concussive force. Nah, not me either

Mr. Freeze: Scientist, Evil by Tragedy, theme is "cold", refrigeration suit grants him superhuman strength and durability, desire to make the rest of the world as miserable as he is.

WINNER!

Its nice to let the mind wander in areas that in real life it will never go. So how about you, what villain would you be? There are a ton more like Harley Quinn, the X-Men Villains, Poison Ivy, Scarecrow, or the Mad Hatter.........have a little fun!

Oh, and on the ironic side, I took a Which Villain am I quiz, and guess what, I'm Mr. Freeze there too, lol.

Love ya guys.

Forgive Me Father for I Have Wow'd

“Rather than viewing a brief relapse back to

inactivity as a failure, treat it as a challenge and

try to get back on track as soon as possible.”

- Jimmy Connors

Forgive me Father for I have Wow'd. It had been 6 months since my last encounter with the game of Warcraft. I thought I was strong, and thought I would not relapse. However, two nights ago after a night of sad thoughts, I reinstalled WoW. I did so just to see what was up in the world of Azeroth. The old feelings I had had for this online game soon returned to me. I felt the rush, the felt the fun, and I felt the dwarfs. But then, my mind was aware of what I had done, I had relapsed. I gave up this game for it was addicting and I would have chosen to play online rather than spend time with my friends. Father, give me the strength to not relapse again to this addictive game. In Matthew Broderick's name we pray, amen.

And to think I actually trusted William Shatner!

Love ya guys :)

Goals and Challenges

"If you don't know where you are

going, you can never get lost."

- Herb Cohen

Two of my friends, and fellow blogger's, have goals and challenges that they are working on. K, who just started her 100 Day Challenge, is gonna do 100 days with NO TV. Wow, that takes some heavy duty marbles right there. And L, has a long list of 101 things to do and complete in the next two years. (along the right side of her page)

I too have goals that I'm working on and have completed over the last 18 months. Seeing as they are doing so well with theirs, I'll tell you about mine. Some are real, some are silly, can you tell which ones. :)

1. 12 Months without Being Attacked by a Bear - DONE
2. See a Movie Ever Week for 2 Months - SOON
3. Go 15 Minutes Without Singing a Song by Brian Adams - DONE
4. 1 Hour of "Naughty Free" Thoughts - FAIL
5. Read a Book OTHER than a Graphic Novel - FAIL
6. Join the John Stamos Fan Club - DONE
7. Get the Olsen Twins to Drop the Order of Protection - DONE
8. Out Drink a Scotsman - FAIL
9. Out Drink a Redhead - DONE
10. Teach a Drunken Redhead to Walk - DONE
11. Have a Drunken Redhead Throw Up in my Truck - DONE
12. Beat a One Legged Midget at a Limbo Contest - DONE
13. Sleep When I Wanna Sleep- DONE
14. Go 24 Hours without Saying a Movie Quote - EPIC FAIL
15. Teach the Blind Sign Language - FAIL
16. Watch a Monty Python Skit Once a Day - DONE
17. Listen to This Song without Almost Losing It - FAIL
18. Open for Carrot Top - FAIL, THANKFULLY
19. Punch Criss Angel in the Nuts - SOON
20. Not Be Ashamed to do the Macarena - EPIC FAIL
21. Liberate Canada from the French - SOON
22. End My Blogs with Love - DONE

Love ya guys :)

The Great Sleep Debate

"Life is too short to sleep

on low thread-count sheets."

- Leah Stussy

Moderator: Thank you all for joining us and once again welcome to the 2008 Great Sleep Debate. Let me first introduce to you our debaters, first we have Mr. Good Sleep and his brother and rival, Sir. Freaking Awesome Sleep. Mr. Good Sleep, you have the floor.

Mr. Good Sleep: Ladies and gentlemen, first let me say thank you for being here tonight as we debate the subject of sleep. Since the dawn of time we have slept good and shall continue to sleep good. This fact is...

Sir Freaking Awesome Sleep: Who wants to do jelly shots, my treat!?

Moderator: I'm in, lets go! Debates over, Sir Freaking Awesome wins. Good night.

Mr. Good Sleep: DAMMIT!!!

MORAL OF THE STORY

When it comes to sleep, freaking awesome will always be better

and cooler that just plain good.

Raise your hand if got some freaking awesome sleep. *raises hand*

Hope everyones week is going well, love ya. :)

Time For Some Smiles

Beeker can bring a smile to any face :)

What Dreams May Come

"Your vision will become clear only when

you look into your heart. Who looks outside,

dreams. Who looks inside, awakens."

- Carl Jung

As I was sleeping this morning, I had a very weird and vivid dream. I was driving in my truck on my way to work I think, as I was dressed in my usual button up shirt and khakis. I was enjoying the ride and everything was calm. It appeared to be an average day. I remember seeing a red light ahead so I slowed down and stopped. I looked out my window to the left and saw a friend of mine. I smiled and waved, she smiled and waved. I look ahead at the light, it's still red. I look back over at my friend and she's pointing a gun at my face. When I realize what is happening, she fires hitting me in face.

I woke up shaking with my heart pounding out my chest. Everything I saw and experienced was so real, I felt it. I couldn't go back to bed, and only got about 4 hours of sleep. What was really weird, was as I drove to work today, I was actually scared to stop at lights. I had to stop at two, and when I did my hands actually shook. As I finished the day to work I tried to think about what this dream meant. I came to one of three conclusions.

1. She will be the death of me.

2. She will set me free.

3. I should never eat Red Lobster after watching a really great movie.

I still don't know what to think, but with some dreams, you aren't meant to know. I am hoping this is one of those times. Love you guys.