Mythbusters: Mini Edition

Myth: Flipping your collar up at a party will make you cool.

The Test: We put 10 males in a room with 10 drunk and ready females. 5 had their collars flipped up while the other 5 had their collars down or normal. After less than 5 minutes, the normal collar down males had mated 3 times each female while the collar up guys were found talking in a corner smelling very fresh.

Conclusion: Wearing your collar up at a party does not make you cooler but it will make you look like a douche. Myth Busted!

Myth: A man's sexual energy triggers headaches in women.

The Test: We took 6 couples; 2 married, 2 divorced, and 2 couples who had just met each other over the Internet. All 6 men were administered 2 Viagra tablets and were ready for love. When the time for sexual congress had arrived, the results were mixed. One of the married women fell asleep and the 2 divorced women each had a headache. However, the other 3 couples did mate and with only one female sustained experiencing any head issues. This issue arouse when her partner, a part time acrobat and shoe salesman, threw her into the air while attempting a complected sexual maneuver

Conclusion: When a woman experiences a headache in a regards to sex, the ache is nothing more than a simple reason not to have sex with her partner. Or that of an injury that was the result of a illegal page of the Kama Sutra. Myth Busted!

Myth: If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money.

The Test: We gave 3 people five dollars and then gave Chuck Norris five dollars. Fifteen minutes later, 2 people were dead, 1 in a coma, and Chuck Norris had $20.

The Conclusion: Even if Chuck Norris had not killed those involved with the test, Chuck Norris's five dollars will always be greater than your five dollars. Myth Confirmed on Pain of Death.

After doing a very deep thought provoking blog yesterday, I thought it would be best to do a fun and silly one. I hope that everyone is having a great week and that the weekend comes sooner than expected. Love ya guys.