Real Stories Part 3 - The Commercial^ Interruption

WE INTERRUPT THIS CURRENT BLOG TO BRING YOU AN IMPORTANT

MESSAGE FROM OUR SPONSORS!

Has this ever happened to you.

You've just finished working a long and hard 3 hour shift at Roberto's Cheese on Stick Emporium and you forgot to buy Tick and Flee shampoo for your dog. Also, while doing the dishes, you notice your running low on dish soap. And later, as you look through your blinds at that neighbors sun bathing, your see your dog has nothing to eat. Haven't you ever wondered,

"Why can't there be one product for all these problems?!"

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